Mazel Tov!
Is It Luck is pleased to announce that Moroni, Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, and Gordon Hinckley have been baptized into the Church of Perpetual Sodomy. It is the dearly-held belief of the Church that these men are now cleared to enjoy an eternity of sodomy in either the City of Saint Francis or the Island of Fire, depending on their behavior during their time on Earth.
In totally unrelated news, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints can’t seem to quit baptizing the dead. It has recently come to light that Ann Dunham, the President’s mother, has been posthumously brought into that fold. What a coincidence! Is It Luck extends its warmest congratulations to Ms. Dunham. We’d also like to take a moment to recognize the LDS Church, a group that shares with the Church of Perpetual Sodomy the keen interest in looking out for those who are too dead to look out for themselves.
No cross-post?
Could you re-photoshop that? This time make the devil shirtless too. Thanks.
Dear Kim –
Far be it from me to lecture you on the finer points of the internet, but if you want to see topless men, there are about 508,673,508,673,508,673 websites other than this blog that have what you’re looking for. While we appreciate your custom here at Is It Luck, we happily recommend that you visit other websites tailored to your sexual proclivities at your leisure. Just be sure to come back here when you’re done.
Just trying to help get your readership up. No pun intended.
We love each and every visitor to this blog, and we would never want to provide inferior gay porn. It is our official recommendation that those seeking nude men find it elsewhere.
We endeavor to reach a broad readership by blogging in our areas of expertise.
Just to be clear, does mean your area of expertise is shirtless angels, rather than Shirtless devils?
Sad to say, my expertise is mostly confined to the earthly realm.