Pat Robertson Continues to Exist
In a rare show of decent judgment on the Fox News Channel, Shepard Smith rightfully condemned that miserable fuck Pat Robertson for blaming yesterday’s earthquake on an old pact between Haiti and Satan.*
Remember: Robertson is the guy who blamed 9/11 on gays, abortion, and the ACLU; said hate crimes legislation protects people who have sex with ducks; calls all religions other than Christianity “demonic”; says gay marriage will lead to our nation’s collapse; and said God caused Ariel Sharon’s stroke because Sharon negotiated with Palestine.
Shepard Smith is the guy who dropped the f-bomb on air because he was outraged that the United States would even consider using torture. Of course, being the most reasonable on-air personality at Fox News is like being the tallest jockey in the Kentucky Derby, but I’ll take the good where I can get it. Thanks for putting that wheezing old fuck in his place, Mr. Smith.
*We all know that the earthquake actually stemmed from a bet between Buddha and L. Ron Hubbard.