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Hey iKitchen: Go Fuck Yourself

December 2, 2009
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These iKitchen fuckers pervert the idea of commerce, choosing to profit from lies, not business activities. Again, I do not advocate any violent acts against the people or property of iKitchen.com, but I wouldn’t be sad to hear that everyone affiliated with the iKitchen scam had necrotizing fasciitis, scrofula, or pancreatic cancer.

Here is a list of online resources that agree with me that iKitchen is a piece of shit scam, maintained by dirtbags whose eyes should be devoured by syphilitic maggots*.

Avoid iKitchen.com
Do Not Order From iKitchen.com
WARNING! iKitchen.com
iKitchen.com Complaints – Scam and Fraud
Ripoff Report – iKitchen

Clearly, I am not first victim of the shitbags at iKitchen.com. I hope to be the last, but slime bags like these iKitchen.com fuckers always manage to slither on to new types of malfeasance.

* I paraphrased the part about the maggots.

UPDATE: I am 99% sure that iKitchen.com was responsible for the attacks of September 11, 2001. There is also some evidence that iKitchen.com introduced both crack cocaine and the human immunodeficiency virus into American cities.

There are less-substantiated – but still promising – leads that the parent company of iKitchen.com was a major contractor responsible for the construction of the Birkenau and Sobibor concentration camps.

Even if evidence shows that iKitchen.com was not complicit – or more likely, only tangentially complicit – in the abovementioned atrocities, it is beyond dispute that it is a complete scam, a website designed to defraud hardworking American consumers. This rank lack of patriotism, even as America fights two major wars, may be treasonous and punishable by death.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. David permalink
    December 3, 2009 9:58 am

    Wait. You don’t like iKitchen?

    • Barry permalink*
      December 3, 2009 11:00 am

      I like iKitchen a little bit.

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