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Caught Calling a Pot Kettle Black

August 30, 2009
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Pope Benedict XVI is a total fucking moron. From his summer palace in Castel Gandolfo, Mr. I Have No Sense of Irony, Historical Perspective, or of My Own Child-Raping Multi-Billion Dollar Multinational Business’ Comings or Goings (I think that’s one of the official Papal titles) has issued a statement blaming atheists for the kinds of greediness and exploitation that lead to environmental abuse.

Is it not true that inconsiderate use of creation begins where God is marginalized or also where is (sic) existence is denied? If the human creature’s relationship with the Creator weakens, matter is reduced to egoistic possession, man becomes the “final authority,” and the objective of existence is reduced to a feverish race to possess the most possible.

He fucking said this from his summer palace, more likely than not sitting on a throne made of bald eagle faces and baby seal skin. It’s time for a billion good people to stop playing with crackers and come to their fucking senses: the church’s hierarchy is entirely unaccountable and rotten to the core. Good thing Penn and Teller called bullshit on them so recently.

Click here for the whole shitty speech

Is there a word for “hypocrisy, but worse”? If so, I don’t know it, but five snarling chihuahuas might.

They may not have custom-made red loafers, but at least chihuahuas get laid.  Yip!

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Alek permalink
    August 31, 2009 2:10 pm

    one of your best posts yet, barry. bravo.

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