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A Crazy Lady Threw A Mug At The Mona Lisa

August 12, 2009
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Don’t tear up your tickets to Paris, the painting is fine. Which is to say, it’s the same as it’s ever been. Which is to say, it’s small and so-so. I know I am often a contrarian, and sometimes just a plain ol’ dick, but what the hell? It’s just some lady; she’s not even that hot.

That’s an exaggeration. She’s not hot at all.

I’ll stick with MoMA and the East Building of the National Gallery. DaVinci can suck it.

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  1. David permalink
    August 12, 2009 9:14 am

    Did you ever read anything about the time when the painting was stolen back in the day by some Italian who claimed he wanted to bring it back to Italy where it belonged, yada yada? I had to wait for Biz while she was getting a hair cut in Florida at a really girlie hair salon. The only thing I could find to read was an old Vanity Fair from sometime in the past year. There was an article about it in there. Could probably still be scrounged up online with minimal effort (I’m not willing to exert said minimal effort or I’d post a link here). Anyway, it was a good read for a hair salon and a little more serious than throwing a cup-o-joe at old Mona.

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