A Crazy Lady Threw A Mug At The Mona Lisa
Don’t tear up your tickets to Paris, the painting is fine. Which is to say, it’s the same as it’s ever been. Which is to say, it’s small and so-so. I know I am often a contrarian, and sometimes just a plain ol’ dick, but what the hell? It’s just some lady; she’s not even that hot.
That’s an exaggeration. She’s not hot at all.