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Milton May Have a Suitor!

July 30, 2009
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My friend Ted passed this along.  Check out the photo; she’s a stone cold fox.  Here’s hoping that Milton gets some!

From the looks of it, she doesn't have any glass eyes!Hello!
I write you this letter as today on mine e-mail has come the Internet Dispatch with yours e-mail. In the given letter, it was spoken about the love Relations between people. Therefore I have decided to write you the letter on yours e-mail. I as to search for serious relations as I wish to find The true love. My name is Hasmi. I, as well as all women of our country, I like to cook food as to go in for sports. I do not smoke and not I take alcohol. I search for the real man who will
love, and To respect me. I wish to get acquainted with you more close,
by means of e-mail.

Please write only to my personal e-mail:  ohasmi@yahoo.ca

I hope, that you will answer me mine e-mail the address. As I with the
big Impatience I will wait your letter to me, with more detailed story.

Hasmi.

What could Milton do but write back?

Dear Hasmi,

I am happy to have received an email from you.  I am a 34 year old man living near Washington, D.C.  My interests are all over the map.  I play men’s field hockey, build models of Civil War battles out of clippings from pornographic magazines, and attend church regularly.

Unlike most people in the Civil War modeling community (we call ourselves CivMods), I do not limit myself to the United States Civil War.  I have built some lovely reproductions of Russian Revolutionary battles and some English landscapes that would make Oliver Cromwell blush.  The pride of my collection is the storming of the Bastille, which I crafted from over 400 issues of Juggs and Over 50 magazines.  Breathtaking stuff.

I am also most interested in beautiful women, one of which you seem to be (winkie-wink!).  I was married briefly about 7 years ago.  After 10 months, my ex wife decided to trade in our domestic bliss in order to chase her dream of living the hobo life.  Last time I saw her, she was sitting in the open doorway of a moving boxcar.  I curse her glass eye to this day.

I would love to hear back from you.  The sooner, the better.  Perhaps I will send you a photo of my Robert E. Lee or Robespierre models.

Lovingly yours,

Milton C. Horngull

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