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A Very Different Milton Horngull

July 10, 2009
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I am pretty sure that most Cosa Nostra financial transactions are spurred by unsolicited emails from strangers.  Click for a real wiseguy.Setup: The spam was a no-frills solicitation for assistance in the transfer of $32 million.

Response:
Dear Kwok Hung,

I assume you got my name from Big Louie. It would be my pleasure to assist you in the transfer of funds. I’ve been out of the game since getting out of the slammer, but I am itching to get things moving again. What else do you need: I know of a shipment of some pretty heavy firearms about to fall off the back of a truck, so to speak. Rumor has it that some Peruvian snowflake is about to hit the streets like it was 1983.

Let’s get this shit rolling, Kwok. You and me is going to be like peas in a pod.

Your New Pal,

M. Horngull

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