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Big League Spam!

July 4, 2009
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Apparently, if you engage spammers in conversation for long enough, they will pose as the FBI and tell you that they’re legit. I admire the chutzpah. Again, it’s hard for me to think of the morons who fall for this shit as victims; there are so many reasons why this is bullshit. Enjoy:

from FBI Internet Fraud Watch<fbi_fraudwatch@fbi-govs.org>
to
date Sat, Jul 4, 2009 at 5:47 AM
subject FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.(EMAIL ABOUT LOTTERY WINNINGS)‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏
mailed-by live.com

FBI.WASHINGTON DC.Robert S. Mueller, III

ATTENTION EMAIL USER:

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY AWARD® Winner,

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network, that you have an on going transaction with the UK NATIONAL word® Int. Mega Jackpot Lottery UK, as the Beneficiary of the said £1,250,000.00 GBP confirmed on this UK NATIONAL word®

The Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) Internet Fraud Watch, in conjunction with theScotland Yard, Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY® is Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due Prize of £1,250,000.00GBP. We advise you to go ahead with all instructions given to you as we are monitoring all their services and network. Be advised that any letter or lottery Notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with immediate effect. The UK Government has spent over £8.2 million pounds to make sure these scammers are brought before the law. They are still ready to spend more to make sure they are brought before the law.

Mean while, you are advised to follow the procedure of the Lottery House (UK NATIONAL LOTTERY word®). They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the Lottery office Attorney, for more details in regards to the delivery and processing of the entire relevant document, as we are monitoring every move now. Contact below:

The Law Offices of Chartland Chambers
3 St Giles Terrace,
Northhamton
NN1 2BN

Direct Tel:+44 704 573 9414

Email:barr.paul.tapper@hotmail.co.uk

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