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More Spam Baiting

June 25, 2009

The closest I can get to my dream of shitting on George Washinton's face.I have a very hard time believing that any human being capable of using a computer could be stupid enough to fall for spam. I don’t want to blame the victims, but it’s depressing to think that they’re allowed to breed and vote. Actually, it’s hard for me to think of them as victims of anything but their own stupidity.

The setup this time was an email telling me that I won £1,250,000.00 after my name was drawn randomly from a batch of 50,000,000 email addresses.  Hooray!  My response:
My dear Smith, Jillian,

My happiness was most great when I receeve you email that say I win £ 1 billion. I am for years thought I deserve billion pounds to replace wood planks of family hovel. I am also buy new hook for daughtr who lose hand to tabul saw.

Here is informatio you ask:
Milton Caligula Horngull
53 years
Live in Washington, America
I no own mobull pphone
I no have job since mountain cat maul me.

Please send mony now.

Most sincere,

Milton Caligula Horngull

4 Comments leave one →
  1. JoJo permalink
    June 25, 2009 12:51 pm

    oh you.

  2. Jeff permalink
    June 27, 2009 2:11 pm

    One of the best spams I’ve received this year came from It’s wonderful how honest they are about what they (claim to) sell: fake degree certificates; transcripts; admissions test certificates; citizenship papers; birth, marriage, and death certificates; etc. I suspect that if you send money, you’ll get nothing in return. Their web site sports a seal from the Better Business Bureau. It’s probably fake, but that’s only appropriate.


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