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There’s a Lot of Competition for Biggest Asshole in Washington, D.C.

June 10, 2009

Blah blah blah blah blah blah So I will limit the scope to “biggest asshole involved in local DC politics” for the time being. I think we have a clear frontrunner in the form of the carpetbagger Harry Jackson. This douchebag Bishop crawled out from under some rock in Maryland for the sole purpose of fucking with gay people’s lives here in the District.

I’m not quite sure if he was invited to DC or if he came here to fulfill some self-loathing power bottom fantasies in the big city (I’m speculating here, but it would be in keeping with conservative visionaries Larry Craig, Terry Dolan,Roy Cohn, Mark Foley, Ed Schrock, Jim West, Glenn Murphy, and fellow man of the cloth Ted Haggard), but it’s clear that he’s overstayed his welcome.  Drawing from a seemingly inexhaustible well of outrage, Jackson seems to have partnered with moral values luminary Marion “God Damn Bitch Set Me Up” Barry in a mission to enforce Washington’s sexual purity.

For his unwelcome manufacture of a debate over marriage in our nation’s capital, I award Bishop Harry Jackson four snarling, impotent chihuahuas.

All Bark, No Balls; click for Jackson's Official Press Photo

6 Comments leave one →
  1. David permalink
    June 11, 2009 8:31 pm

    FYI: the DC Gay Rights Parade is this weekend. Maybe some readers who agree with the liberal position generally advanced on this blog should express their distaste for H-Jack publicly on Saturdee. Maybe make some chihuahua t-shirts.

    • Barry permalink*
      June 11, 2009 10:01 pm

      H-Jack! I love it. He can H-Jack me off.

      • David permalink
        June 12, 2009 8:25 am

        3 finger H-Jack (dry).


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