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Playing Unhealthy Possum

June 9, 2009
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So I was thinking about the last post. While I made up some of the diseases contained therein, others were borrowed from The Onion. I think that together, we can come up with a list of fictional or obscure diseases just as funny. Post your entries in the comments.

Milk Scale
Cleft Uvula
The Jew’s Lung
Glandular Spill
Neckworm
Glass Ear
Miner’s Wax
Hematic Splasia
Necrotizing Lingual Fret
Perineal Rot
Eyepox
Salivary Stench

UPDATE:
Frenchman’s Itch
Scrotal Burr
The Snails
Egg Scab
Migrating Ungulitis
Corpus Gretna

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9 Comments leave one →
  1. Dan permalink
    June 9, 2009 9:18 pm

    Scrotal Contaglium

  2. Dan permalink
    June 9, 2009 9:19 pm

    Inflated Urethra

  3. Dan permalink
    June 9, 2009 9:19 pm

    Kidney Boulders

  4. Alek permalink
    June 9, 2009 11:37 pm

    Angry Sperm
    Giant Ear
    Mad Cow Pox
    Phlimsy
    Poker Knee
    “The Bleats”
    Awfulism
    Severed Torso
    Spinal Loops

  5. Alek permalink
    June 10, 2009 7:15 am

    Spontaneous Face Rejection

    • Ian permalink*
      June 10, 2009 8:06 am

      Racist elbow
      Generalized pus
      Tiles
      Wonderbreath
      Terminal owies
      Ovalized heart
      Spleen twist
      Fire Up Inside
      Corporate greed elbow

  6. Anonymous permalink
    June 10, 2009 3:57 pm

    Compacted Intestine
    Rectal Distortion
    Hernia
    Mandular Psoriasis
    Septum Protrusion
    Vas Differpox

  7. Dan permalink
    June 10, 2009 8:38 pm

    Elephantitis.

    Seriously, this does not exist. Just look: http://faculty.gvsu.edu/grahamdo/images/LFimage2a.png

    That is not real.

  8. Dan permalink
    June 10, 2009 8:41 pm

    Eternal Constipation

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