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A Diligent Exploration of Our Former Vice President’s Disdain for Transparency, Love of Opacity, and Tepid Reaction to Translucency

May 23, 2009
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Cheney Hates:

Jellyfish
Microwave-
Oven Doors
Overhead-
Projectors
Glass
Ghosts
Chardonnay


Cheney Loves:


Shit
Gumballs
Bodybags
Glass (Painted)
Wolves
Sandwiches
T.S. Eliot’s Poetry
Big Scabs



Cheney Reservedly Accepts:

Lampshades
Glass (Frosted)
Glass (Stained)
Small Scabs
LiTraCon
The 1/4-inch-thick marble construction of Yale University’s Beinecke Rare Books Library

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Jojo permalink
    May 24, 2009 6:23 am

    Ha.

  2. Aaron permalink
    May 24, 2009 8:00 pm

    Wolves.

  3. Aaron permalink
    May 24, 2009 8:00 pm

    Wolves.

  4. kg2 permalink
    May 28, 2009 2:04 am

    dying! ❤

  5. kg2 permalink
    May 28, 2009 2:04 am

    dying! ❤

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