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Catholic Clergy Sex Shocker!

May 7, 2009

This thing goes deep! Priests are now turning their sexual attentions toward adult females. No one is safe anymore. Our thoughts are with the Church as it struggles to preserve and retain 11th century doctrine in the face of monumental adversity presented by a clergy composed mostly of humans.

Perhaps St. Augustine said it best, imploring, “[D]a mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo.” (Grant me chastity and continence, but not yet.)

4 Comments leave one →
  1. David permalink
    May 7, 2009 1:12 pm

    The town of St. Augustine in Florida is really lovely. Myself and the little lady were there for New Year’s. We did the lighthouse tour, walked around, and had an epic meal. I would highly recommend it to anyone spending time in North Florida.

    Regarding the priest, at least it was with a full-grown adult woman. That’s better than alter boys, is it not? Very “Dude” of him to go after a true lady.

  2. Kim permalink
    May 7, 2009 3:15 pm

    That guy totally wanted to get caught. He was “cavorting” on a public beach!!

  3. cipher permalink
    May 9, 2009 7:22 pm

    Priests are now turning their sexual attentions toward adult females.Well, baby steps, I guess!

  4. Barry permalink
    May 9, 2009 8:47 pm

    You’re right Cipher. They wouldn’t want to rush into anything. I guess we should give it a couple more millennia.

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