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April 30, 2009

Legislative Wisdom: A Dramedy in One Act
By Barry Gnarkill, Playwright

To Michelle Bachman, wherever her gumbo may be.

Dramatis personae:
Speaker – The Speaker of the House
Representative from Vermont – A Representative from Vermont
Others – Staff milling around, House is in session.

Speaker: The speaker recognizes the gentleman from Vermont.

Rep. from VT: Thank you, Mr. Speaker. It’s vital at this time, to, uh, recognize a matter of national import. Specifically, there, uh, ain’t no time to stash the, uh, gumbo or rattle around in a cage. The sacrifice’s child’s made bubbles; and spittle is everywhere enraged. I yield back the balance of my time.
(Representative from Vermont falls to the ground)

Speaker: Let the record reflect that my feet are blistered and caked with debris.
3 Comments leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    May 1, 2009 2:43 am

    I weren’t aware that you were Bam Margera’s sixth man, so to speak.

  2. Barry permalink
    May 1, 2009 6:05 am

    Me neither.

  3. Michael Durrant permalink
    May 10, 2009 10:54 pm

    Was this right before Rep. Bachmann yanked up her tunic and dangled her stash?

  4. Barry permalink
    May 10, 2009 11:00 pm

    Maybe so or maybe not.

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