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April 30, 2009
Legislative Wisdom: A Dramedy in One Act
By Barry Gnarkill, Playwright
To Michelle Bachman, wherever her gumbo may be.
Speaker – The Speaker of the House
Representative from Vermont – A Representative from Vermont
Others – Staff milling around, House is in session.
Speaker: The speaker recognizes the gentleman from Vermont.
Rep. from VT: Thank you, Mr. Speaker. It’s vital at this time, to, uh, recognize a matter of national import. Specifically, there, uh, ain’t no time to stash the, uh, gumbo or rattle around in a cage. The sacrifice’s child’s made bubbles; and spittle is everywhere enraged. I yield back the balance of my time.
(Representative from Vermont falls to the ground)
Speaker: Let the record reflect that my feet are blistered and caked with debris.