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Poor Wittle Bennie’s Feewings are Huwt

March 25, 2009
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“We don’t wike that da popie-wopie gets made fun of by big, mean, lying poopie heads,” said Cardinal Angelo Bagnasco of Genoa, while stamping his feet. “Wots and wots of big meanies everyweah thay mean things about the nice man we wuv vewwy, vewwy much.”


“Evewyone should wisten to what our nice popie man thayth about wite and wong becauthe he’th real thmart. He’th tho thmart that he knows rubber wee-wee socks give people big boo-boos and ouchies. Be nithe to him or I’m telling! “

Li’l Joey enjoys a nice glass of apple juice.

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