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Movies Not to be Seen

March 19, 2009


I’ve seen a lot of crappy movies lately, maybe because of an ill-advised series of veer-offs from Netflix’s recommendations. I should know better. From Pandora to Pornhub, The Internet knows what’s best for me.

Here are some you should avoid:

Two Days in the Valley

Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

Nothing but Trouble


Be Kind Rewind

Sleep with Me


and, yes…

Snakes on a (mothafuckin’?) Plane

So that adds up to about 16 hours, or the amount of time healthy people ought to spend being awake each day. So the next time you don’t think you did enough with your day, I recommend a marathon consisting of these terrible movies. I promise your normative self-opinion will swell with each unfulfilling roll of credits.



2 Comments leave one →
  1. Kari permalink
    March 20, 2009 1:02 am

    You obviously don’t know good movies. I plan on watching Wrong Turn 2 because the original was amazing!

  2. Barry permalink
    March 31, 2009 4:06 am

    Of those films, I have only seen Snakes on a Plane. That movie lustily accomplished everything it set out to do. Above all, it lived up to its title. The movie’s not for everyone. Those who love snake-based action, maybe.

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