What’s the Difference Between Harry Reid and a Douchebag?
Douchebags have uses. Harry Reid let Joe “ Ulcerated Pig Anus ” Lieberman remain chairman of the Homeland Security Committee after the Connecticut Democratic Party and Joe Lieberman told each other to fuck off.
Harry Reid has slightly more oratorical prowess than Ben Stein with a mouth full of writhing maggots, but slightly less oratorical prowess than Ben Stein with a mouth full of feces passed through an ulcerated pig anus. Just look at a typical example of his iron will and iron fist.
A new book about the 2008 presidential campaign, Game Change, has this to say about Reid:
He was wowed by Obama’s oratorical gifts and believed that the country was ready to embrace a black presidential candidate, especially one such as Obama — a ‘light-skinned’ African American ‘with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.
Reid has already apologized, and Obama has already accepted, which is nice for them, I guess. But seriously, who the fuck uses the word ‘Negro’ in 2008? Sure, he “deeply regrets” using that language, but why was that language even available in his conversational vocabulary?
Oh! I know why: he’s a dick.
That this stale, mealy-mouthed, submiss-o-bot is leader of the Senate’s Democratic caucus is an embarrassment to the Senate’s Democratic caucus and a disappointment to those of us who appreciate smart, effective leadership.
Thanks to Aaron for the link.