Christian Side Hug

This is a really good song. It sends a great message for the kids to listen to. If you’re fed up with filthy “artists” like L. Cool J and Fifty Cents, you should maybe give this rap song a try. Da wurdz be up in he-uh.

All kidding aside, is this racist? The “we be this” and “we be that” plays like blackface comedy without the makeup.

Update: Look, these people are entitled to practice their abstinence kink. It’s a free country. However, I find the glib appropriation of urban violence to be a grotesque form of exploitation; like I said above, it comes off like blackface without the makeup. Gunshots and sirens? Really?

I am also puzzled by the repeated declaration “I’m a rough rider” in a song about avoiding sexual impurity by hugging people from the side. Actually, I don’t even know what “rough rider” means, but it sounds dirty. I will look it up.

I am back. And feeling smug.

Urban Dictionary defines a “rough rider” as:

1: A condom covered with spikes enhancing sexual experience for the female, sometimes pain
2: Someone who prefers dry anal or vaginal sex, or is extra rough with intercourse
3: A person who excels in sex, a good lay, a ride, a sex god.
4: The act of taking a shit facing the opposite way on the toilet with your arms resting on the tank, simulating riding a bucking bronco.
5: When one dips their dong in sand in order to create a more intense bang out.
6: A released prisoner on a public transportation bus that goes to jail or jail release facilities.
7: When you are doing a girl from behind and she rips a fart, forcing you to cover your nose with your shirt like a bandana (sic) and hold on to her hair so you don’t pass out.

Which one do you think they mean?